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  1. Set fire to your hair
    Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
    Eat medicine that's out of date
    Use your private parts as Piranha bait
    Dumb ways to die
    so many dumb ways to die
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    Get your toast out with a fork
    Do your own electrical work
    Teach your self how to fly
    Eat a two week old unrefridgerated pie
    Dumb ways to die
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    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    so many dumb ways to die
    Invite a psycho killer inside
    scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
    take your helmet off in outer space
    use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
    Dumb ways to die
    so many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    so many dumb ways to die
    Keep a rattle snake as a pet
    sell both your kidneys on the internet
    eat a tube of super glue
    i wonder what's this red button do
    Dumb ways to die
    so many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    so many dumb ways to die
    Dress up like a moose during hunting season
    disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
    stand on the edge of a train station platform
    drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
    run across the tracks between the platforms
    they may not rhyme, but they are quite possibly
    the Dumbest ways to die
    the dumbest ways to die
    the dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie
    so many dumb
    so many dumb ways to die

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