Comedian Olaf Falafel is never short of creative ways of making us laugh. Who could forget his Cheese of Truth?
The Cheese Of Truth Vs The Daily Mail https://t.co/KTp7ZF28vS
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) 24 September 2015
Or his Babybel Spice Girls?
I’ve made Mini Babybel, Mini Scarybel, Mini Sportybel and Mini Gingerbel.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) November 8, 2018
Now, he’s collecting material for a song, which will doubtless be hilarious:
What everyday things annoy you?
Mine is refrigerator salad drawers that aren’t big enough to accommodate a regular sized cucumber.
Warning, any replies may be used (stolen) in a song I’m writing for my Edinburgh show.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 17, 2019
Of course, we get to enjoy the replies twice over – once now, in their organic form, and later, when they’ve achieved musical legendary status.
Ordering food to find it arrives in a plant pot or on a spade rather than a plate.
— Michael Richardson (@MJRichardson87) June 17, 2019
The ‘peel here’ instruction on packets of food like cooked meats and cheeses that either:
a) break off at the corner so you end up stabbing the packet with a knife, or
b) peel a thin 5mm strip so you have to force your fingers inside to tear open the rest of it.
— Tits McGee (@Scientits) June 17, 2019
Cling film that only clings to itself
— cockwombling free (@cockwomblefree) June 17, 2019
People who put empty after eights packets back in the box
— Stephen Houghton (@stevehoughton64) June 17, 2019
People that stand so close to you in a shop checkout queue you can feel their breath on your neck…. they think by standing closer the queue goes down quicker ?!
— McCormicksGogglebox (@McCormicksGogg1) June 17, 2019
When someone borrows your car and adjusts your seat, and then no matter what you do, you can never make it ‘just right’ again…
— Mr Sticktastic (@Sticktake) June 17, 2019
Opening a packet of painkillers and always, without fail, picking the side with the folded paper instructions / warnings
— Gary Slazenger (@gary_slazenger) June 17, 2019
People who say ‘myself’ instead of ‘me’.
(Also ‘yourselves’ instead of ‘you’ and ‘ourselves’ instead of us’.)
It causes me actual pain. Like fingernails down a blackboard.
— Toria Redfern (@drtoriaredfern) June 17, 2019
Toasters that don’t accommodate a regularly sized piece of bread. IT’S YOUR PRIMARY FUNCTION!!!
— Isla Davidson (@RosySmudge) June 17, 2019
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